What do you want to know about The Boss Dian?

Well, now.

I am to be called Boss in and out of sessions, especially when we first meet. I also go by Your Honor, Your Grace and Your Radness. Other names can be requested if we have sessioned for longer.

I don’t really have a preference, honestly. I am comfortable being called He, She, or They.

Get in line.

HAH!

To book a session with me, you must fill out my inquiry form, go through my screening and vetting procedures and pay my scheduling deposit. After looking over your form, if it’s accepted, I reach out to you for a consultation, further negotiations and the next steps for scheduling.

If you are worried about privacy, your sensitive information is strictly confidential and only viewed by myself for my own safety. Screening is INCREDIBLY necessary for my applications. Here are the reasons why I screen:

1. My work is high-risk. Myself and a lot of my fellow providers, without fail, are faced with harassment, unnecessary entitlement, disrespect and abuse. Sometimes, even worse. Screening helps me to make sure that you are who say you are and not someone who would potentially put me in danger.

2. Screening helps me prove that you are reliable and respectful, and you will make the commitment of your upcoming session and that you agree to my policies. I will not give my time and energy to flakes, time-wasters and hagglers — those who don’t want to follow directions will not be considered for a session at all.

3. I want to build a good foundation of trust with clients, new and old. The efforts, positive energy and attentiveness that I bring to my sessions should be met with that same level of trust, respect and care. If you properly follow my booking and screening procedures, that foundation will start to grow and blossom.

4. If you still don’t want to adhere to my screening protocols, I am and WILL not be the right provider for you. Point blank.

I require a copy of your photo ID, with your address blurred out, along with a link to a professional account or two social media accounts. If you have sessioned with other providers before, I require their contact information, along with any social media accounts they have. I will also be contacting them for a reference and to see if you were respectful and safe to session with.

After carefully reviewing and vetting of your inquiry form, I contact you by email for scheduling and finalization. Should you want to talk over the phone for more negotiation, I require $50 for 5 to 10 minutes. That $50 is separate from my tribute AND my deposit fee.

My tribute is $500 an hour. Certain activities will require an upcharge depending on the severity of risk involved, along with timing and preparation.

Yes, I DO.

I require a deposit to schedule an in-person session.

When you book me for the first hour, your deposit would be $150, and for every hour planned, it would be an additional $50 going towards the deposit. The day of our appointment, you would bring the rest of your tribute in cash.

Should you cancel, that deposit while NON-REFUNDABLE, will go towards another scheduled session in the future within 30 days of the original session date. Otherwise, you are required to pay for another deposit.

Life happens when unforeseen circumstances will probably make you reschedule or outright cancel an upcoming session with me, which is understandable. I require a cancellation notice by, at LEAST, 24 hours before the scheduled appointment.

If you cancel with less than 24 hours of notice, you forfeit your deposit for that session.

Oooooh! I personally LOVE sessioning with newbies! I love giving new clients who are unfamiliar with BDSM space to explore their fantasies in a non-judgemental way. That way, we can talk at length about what you want to experience in our sessions, as well as know what are your soft and hard limits. The only thing I will ask of you is respect my rules of scheduling/booking and respect myself as both as a provider and a human being.

Definitely:

• Please do not ask me for sex, since I don’t and WILL NEVER offer full service. If you ask, I will give a strict warning that may end the session without a refund. That also goes for touching me without permission.

• I will never switch during a session, So don’t even ask. I would be happy for you to bring in another submissive for the session at an additional cost. But I personally will sweetly and loudly say NO to your face.

• I will not do bare facesitting/Queening or body worship. All of my sessions are Clothed Dominant (moi), Naked submissive (toi).

• I will never engage in race play. Ever. Enough said.

I have the absolute RIGHT to enforce my boundaries and to shut down/refuse a client at any time, if I have decided if it was needed to do so. Especially before and during a session. If you are an annoying-ass line stepper who tries to push my boundaries, disobey my rules and try any other violation? I will end the session, end all form of contact and you are never entitled to a refund at ALL.

Try your mama, don’t you ever try ME.

Of course! There’s not any exclusion to people who want to have sessions with me. I welcome those who want to explore and express their kinkier side with me! I would be delighted to negotiate what would you can experience with all of my tools and toys at hand!

Definitely! I love having Fly Me To You sessions. There will be additional travel fees and charges when I schedule sessions out of state. Such sessions are REQUIRED to have a deposit in advance. After filling out my inquiry form about a FMTY, I will quote you how much that session can be.

Say. fuckin’. LESS.

You’re goddamn RIGHT I offer a sliding scale for my fellow providers! Please just indicate that when you fill out my inquiry form and we can discuss it further.

Of course! You can see of my latest pictures and meme lord glory on my Instagram and read my absolute dominant gonzo insightful tweets on The dying X app formerly known as Bird.

One day. Even though nothing can kill The Grimace. NOTHING.